再加五塊錢狂想曲
作詞：應蔚民 作曲：夾子樂團
５塊錢 ５塊錢 ５塊錢 ５塊錢
５塊錢 ５塊錢 ５塊錢 ５塊錢
歡迎光臨 請問要點什麼 炸雞薯條可樂 好的
請問要不要再點點別的啊 可樂炸雞薯條
好 開什麼玩笑 不都一樣 只是順序更改而已
啊 要不要這樣 你可以再加５塊錢 就可以換我們的大杯可樂
或者再加５塊錢 就可以換我們的Ａ餐
裡面有炸雞薯條大杯可樂 還有一份紅肉漢堡
紅肉漢堡 就是豬肉羊肉牛肉
合在一起的漢堡 加上您剛點的炸雞的雞肉 是白肉
這樣當您吃下去的時候 所有的肉在肚子裡面 來個紅白大合唱
有助於消化 顧胃腸
５塊錢 ５塊錢 只要５塊錢 再加５塊錢
５塊錢 ５塊錢 只要５塊錢 再加５塊錢
那您考慮的時候 我建議您除了點Ａ餐以外
可以再加十塊錢 就可送您大人小孩 都適用的SARS冠狀病毒
橡膠模型按摩器 和那個什麼夾住命根子 電動按摩棒大樂隊 一樣難記喔
你看棒球一樣的大小 有許多的突起 而且表面經過耐米光觸媒處理
用力去按它 不但可促進血液循環
而且手部可以消毒殺菌 是防 SARS的最佳利器喔
另外再介紹一個玩具 叫 KILO HOTTY (KORERE) 仿日本的啦 乏善可陳
不如不要 差點滯銷 不過小孩也分不清楚啦 好玩就好俗俗賣啦
再加十塊錢就送你 然後你再跟小朋友說 這是 HELLO KITTY (KERORO)
十塊錢 十塊錢 只要十塊錢 再加十塊錢
十塊錢 十塊錢 只要十塊錢 再加十塊錢
這邊還有一個更刺激的玩具 叫做檳榔芭蒂
就是檳榔西施 穿的服裝的那種芭蒂娃娃
身體材質柔軟度的設計 是根據2003年環球小姐
全身上下的柔軟度 測量設計而成的啦
也就是說當您 觸碰到它的時候 彷彿就是摸到環球小姐啦
只要再加２０塊錢 就可以換得 不過請勿吞食
另外我們還有一個新推出的飲料 就是俗稱ＴＢＭ的高級機能飲料
所謂ＴＢＭ 全名叫做 TEACH BITCH MENNA
它會給你一種 探鑽雪山隧道的毅力與決心
我們有小杯中杯大杯 不過切記這和自信的程度成反比
都是再加２０元 自己選擇吧
２０元 ２０元 只要２０元 再加２０元
２０元 ２０元 只要２０元 再加２０元
喔這裡還有一份Ｂ餐 就是 BIG餐 請注意和Ａ餐不一樣
Ｂ餐除了薯條炸雞 大杯可樂 紅肉漢堡以外
還多加了一份十二生肖漢堡 就是裡面有十二種肉啦
當然嗯哼其中最好吃的 就是來自科西加島
多到被同類擠到海裡的 變色龍的肉
你只要再加５０塊錢 或者用原住民母語
將十二生肖的動物快速唸一遍 就免費送給您
此外還有一份叫做耍堡 所謂耍堡 就是在漢堡裡面夾一塊菜瓜布
當您吃的時候 就會氣到將漢堡砸向櫃檯說
哪有漢堡裡面夾菜瓜布的啊 搞笑啊 啊耍寶啊 對這就是耍寶的涵義
你要的話 再加５０塊錢也沒有 自己去想 這是藝術
５０元 ５０元 只要５０元 再加５０元
５０元 ５０元 只要５０元 再加５０元
啊 店長來了 歡迎光臨請問要點什麼
５塊錢 １０塊錢 ２０元 ５０元
５塊錢 １０塊錢 ２０元 ５０元
超讚的一定要看一下~
再加五塊錢
小應的youtube
想當年夾子可是大家的愛團勒!
可是後來不知不覺就把他們遺忘了...真sorry
沒想到小應還是那麼活躍而且一樣搞笑~歌還是那麼讚阿!
昨天聽到他表演真的又回想起以前每次聽到夾子或唱夾子的歌就一定超high!!
所以等小應出新專輯一定要去支持一下的!
2008年4月17日 星期四
美國藝人公然為候選人站台?!
black eyed peas的will.i.am幫歐巴馬做了兩首歌
第一首是改編歐巴馬那場演講的"yes we can"
歌詞是講稿本來就應該很勵志感人
但是編曲也寫的那麼好就更感人了!!
還找來一票影視運動明星來助陣
奇怪耶
他們就不會被罵怎麼可以選邊站
也不怕被染上政治色彩
(當然很重要的一點是他們不那麼需要靠中國市場維持生計!)
台灣的藝人大概沒辦法像美國人一樣
但至少歌寫好聽一點吧!
(那首逆轉x真是難聽死了!!!不過我承認這是有偏見的)
聽一下:
Yes We Can
We Are the Ones
Yes We Can 歌詞:
It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.
Yes we can.
It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.
Yes we can.
It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed
westward against an unforgiving wilderness.
Yes we can.
It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President
who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountaintop and
pointed the way to the Promised Land.
Yes we can to justice and equality.
Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can heal this nation.
Yes we can repair this world.
Yes we can.
We know the battle ahead will be long, but always remember that no matter what obstacles
stand in our way, nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling
for change. (We want change.)
We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics…they will only grow louder and
more dissonant ……….. We’ve been asked to pause for a reality check. We’ve been warned
against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.
Now the hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as
the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA; we will remember that there is
something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that
we are one people; we are one nation; and together, we will begin the next great chapter
in the American story with three words that will ring from coast to coast; from sea to
shining sea: Yes We Can.
歐巴馬在New Hampshire演說原版
順便看一下歐巴馬的美女助選團:
http://blog.pixnet.net/toysRus/post/14898550
第一首是改編歐巴馬那場演講的"yes we can"
歌詞是講稿本來就應該很勵志感人
但是編曲也寫的那麼好就更感人了!!
還找來一票影視運動明星來助陣
奇怪耶
他們就不會被罵怎麼可以選邊站
也不怕被染上政治色彩
(當然很重要的一點是他們不那麼需要靠中國市場維持生計!)
台灣的藝人大概沒辦法像美國人一樣
但至少歌寫好聽一點吧!
(那首逆轉x真是難聽死了!!!不過我承認這是有偏見的)
聽一下:
Yes We Can
We Are the Ones
Yes We Can 歌詞:
It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.
Yes we can.
It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.
Yes we can.
It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed
westward against an unforgiving wilderness.
Yes we can.
It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President
who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountaintop and
pointed the way to the Promised Land.
Yes we can to justice and equality.
Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can heal this nation.
Yes we can repair this world.
Yes we can.
We know the battle ahead will be long, but always remember that no matter what obstacles
stand in our way, nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling
for change. (We want change.)
We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics…they will only grow louder and
more dissonant ……….. We’ve been asked to pause for a reality check. We’ve been warned
against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.
Now the hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as
the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA; we will remember that there is
something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests; that
we are one people; we are one nation; and together, we will begin the next great chapter
in the American story with three words that will ring from coast to coast; from sea to
shining sea: Yes We Can.
歐巴馬在New Hampshire演說原版
順便看一下歐巴馬的美女助選團:
http://blog.pixnet.net/toysRus/post/14898550
2008年4月15日 星期二
近期電影
灌籃大帝真的是太好看了!!!!!
不愧是Will Ferrell阿
再加上那個funk跟afro,只能說:讚!!
雖然他外表好像是那種白爛片
但實際上還是比較像溫馨喜劇
簡單說就是奉子成婚的故事, 總之也可以說是老梗吧
但因為男主角跟他的豬朋狗友們真的是太有喜感了~XD
女主角的姊姊一家人也是很莫名其妙
(paul rudd最近怎麼常常演這一類的角色阿...
想當初他還是獨領風騷裡面的josh耶!)
所以又增加了很多白爛的部分
而男女主角面對的問題, 雖然過程跟結果都有一點夢幻
但是感覺也還算是貼近現實生活
雖然男主角最後的轉變真的頗劇烈...XD
還是覺得很好看~
主要應該還是劇本,笑點跟選角的問題
雖然是老梗, 但是最後成果還滿清新的~:P
這種題材再over一點大概就會變成好萊塢爛片了
想想看
如果是那種半老不小的前ya片演員來演
又沒有那群豬朋狗友在後面撐著
真的很難激起想看的慾望....
(除非是freddie prinze jr. 或jason biggs演的吧!)
不愧是韓國當年度最賣座的電影!
真的很讚!
就特效來講, 其實那隻怪物很明顯的比不上魔戒或是哈波系列的電腦動畫
而這部片雖然叫"駭人怪物"
但其實重點是在背後的國際政治, 還有韓國小市民在這種背景下成為了受害者
當然這個比較政治性的敘事是很明顯的
只能說奉俊昊真的很敢!
雖然他被金基德批評, 但是一部商業的電影居然敢這麼光明正大的罵美國
還成為票房第一
真的是很不可思議, 韓國人的民族性跟那種"我就是不爽你, 我就是敢跟你對幹"的傳統果然是很強阿!
這樣又忍不住回頭想到台灣的情形
幾時才能生產出這樣的電影阿???唉....
我最喜歡的部分就是這部片雖然也很明顯的循著好來塢的災難片模式
但是也非常的韓國
就像影評人說的, 這就是全球化的在地化阿
這個雖然是很難的, 不過在怪物裡面作得很好也看得很清楚
例如說主角一家人的角色塑造
還有那種很特殊的笑點
而且韓國人真的很擅長營造灑狗血的氣氛!
不管怎樣都會被灑到! 還會跟著流淚阿
會賣座果然是有原因的~
又有緊張刺激的怪物追逐, 又有感人灑狗血的親情, 又有莫名其妙的搞笑
沒去戲院看太可惜了
2008年4月14日 星期一
Love Me Sexy--Jacky Moon (from Semi-Pro 灌籃大帝)
INTRO:
(Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon.
Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty
I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty.
Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.
CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
VERSE 1:
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me sexy
Back it on up and show and prove
That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy
CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
VERSE 2:
Freak of the week are you in the mood
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me sexy
Our Zodiac signs are compatible
Clocking that ass from across the room
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy
CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
INTRO 2: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
CHORUS Out:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Who wants to love me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Are you ready to lick me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Is it you? Or is it you?
Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy.
Is it you? Or is it you?
一定要看的超讚mv!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jwjS3Ee_SM&feature=related
(Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon.
Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty
I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty.
Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.
CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
VERSE 1:
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me sexy
Back it on up and show and prove
That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy
CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
VERSE 2:
Freak of the week are you in the mood
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me sexy
Our Zodiac signs are compatible
Clocking that ass from across the room
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy
CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
INTRO 2: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
CHORUS Out:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Who wants to love me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Are you ready to lick me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Is it you? Or is it you?
Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy.
Is it you? Or is it you?
一定要看的超讚mv!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jwjS3Ee_SM&feature=related
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